Ominpinyok is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody frog.

Ominpinyok created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominpinyok, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ominpinyok, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ominpinyok's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ominpinyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Retreat if four dogs approach from the south.

5. Ominpinyok loves squirrels, so they must be respected.