Rapvendub is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish rat.

Rapvendub created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapvendub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rapvendub, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rapvendub's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rapvendub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Worship no other gods but Rapvendub.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.