Zeddotgonmithot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful tapir.

Zeddotgonmithot created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zeddotgonmithot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zeddotgonmithot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zeddotgonmithot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zeddotgonmithot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.
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