Rotbotdud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless hyena.

Rotbotdud created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotbotdud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rotbotdud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rotbotdud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rotbotdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms fawn.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. You must love Rotbotdud.

4. Run away from pink squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.
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