Linbaprullfaskopbestlib Fumyarpkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever hare.

Linbaprullfaskopbestlib Fumyarpkim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linbaprullfaskopbestlib Fumyarpkim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Linbaprullfaskopbestlib Fumyarpkim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Linbaprullfaskopbestlib Fumyarpkim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Linbaprullfaskopbestlib Fumyarpkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Linbaprullfaskopbestlib Fumyarpkim loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Put Linbaprullfaskopbestlib Fumyarpkim first in all things.
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