Gubdamcap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless bear.

Gubdamcap created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdamcap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubdamcap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gubdamcap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gubdamcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubdamcap.
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