Jambotkin Natcussdob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish centaur.

Jambotkin Natcussdob created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jambotkin Natcussdob, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jambotkin Natcussdob, she will turn you into a rat.

Jambotkin Natcussdob's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Jambotkin Natcussdob's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jambotkin Natcussdob.

2. Run away from pink badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Jambotkin Natcussdob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about comets.
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