Godyokwee is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, deceitful
mink.
Godyokwee created vertebrates six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Godyokwee, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Godyokwee, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Godyokwee's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Godyokwee's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Godyokwee on top of all buildings.
4. You must pray to Godyokwee seven times a day.
5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Godyokwee in the centre of the settlement.