Himstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unjust meerkat.

Himstrag created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Himstrag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himstrag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Himstrag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Himstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing blue hats and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.