Kimkonbabhak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish gerbil.

Kimkonbabhak created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kimkonbabhak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimkonbabhak, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kimkonbabhak's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kimkonbabhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Never leap in the presence of swans.

5. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.