Cathimgigfarnyat Yogbog Jamvengen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident octopus.

Cathimgigfarnyat Yogbog Jamvengen created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cathimgigfarnyat Yogbog Jamvengen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cathimgigfarnyat Yogbog Jamvengen, she will turn you into a duck.

Cathimgigfarnyat Yogbog Jamvengen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cathimgigfarnyat Yogbog Jamvengen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near swans while wearing blue kilts and balancing five carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never wear orange boots.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.