Sugxenpak Rigmobgon Yogwon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous chicken.

Sugxenpak Rigmobgon Yogwon created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugxenpak Rigmobgon Yogwon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sugxenpak Rigmobgon Yogwon, he will destroy your home planet.

Sugxenpak Rigmobgon Yogwon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sugxenpak Rigmobgon Yogwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sugxenpak Rigmobgon Yogwon's priests.

2. Run away from yellow grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugxenpak Rigmobgon Yogwon.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.