Dadhonvol is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, competent
crab.
Dadhonvol created humankind four years ago.
If you believe in
Dadhonvol, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dadhonvol, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Dadhonvol's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Dadhonvol's Holy Commandments1. Never think about galaxies.
2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dadhonvol on top of all buildings.
3. Do not take Dadhonvol's name in vain.
4. Never paint your head yellow.
5. Never feed nuts to eagles while wearing black kilts.