Gadquafgep is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong mouse.

Gadquafgep created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadquafgep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadquafgep, she will come to you in dreams.

Gadquafgep's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gadquafgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Hide from blue ants for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.