Dubjiplarg Fligdidrat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered hedgehog.

Dubjiplarg Fligdidrat created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dubjiplarg Fligdidrat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dubjiplarg Fligdidrat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dubjiplarg Fligdidrat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dubjiplarg Fligdidrat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dubjiplarg Fligdidrat.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.