Yam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured crab.

Yam created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yam seven times a day.

2. Never feed apples to tortoises while wearing stockings.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yam on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about dark matter near ducks while wearing purple coats and balancing three tin spheres on your back.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.