Gunnakrull is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent parrot.

Gunnakrull created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunnakrull, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunnakrull, she will turn you into a frog.

Gunnakrull's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gunnakrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing violet dresses.

2. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing gray coats and balancing five silver spheres on your face.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gunnakrull in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gunnakrull.