Kanomthim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak chinchilla.

Kanomthim created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanomthim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kanomthim, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kanomthim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kanomthim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kanomthim first in all things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kanomthim.
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