Tancinstigbep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered clam.

Tancinstigbep created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tancinstigbep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tancinstigbep, she will not care at all.

Tancinstigbep's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tancinstigbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tancinstigbep's name in vain.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Tancinstigbep.

5. Always obey Tancinstigbep's priests.