Hinrotbud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest centaur.

Hinrotbud created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinrotbud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hinrotbud, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hinrotbud's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hinrotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never feed lots of corn to bats while wearing white boots.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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