Gudbestkin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless alligator.

Gudbestkin created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbestkin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudbestkin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gudbestkin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gudbestkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gudbestkin's priests.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Gudbestkin on top of important buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about optics near hamsters while wearing red ear rings.

5. Never wear boots.