Migtarpmut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful squid.

Migtarpmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtarpmut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Migtarpmut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Migtarpmut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Migtarpmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Hide if three snakes approach from the south.