Migtarpmut is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful
squid.
Migtarpmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Migtarpmut, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Migtarpmut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Migtarpmut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Migtarpmut's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never go into cyan rooms.
5. Hide if three snakes approach from the south.