Bedhitlat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic finch.

Bedhitlat created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedhitlat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bedhitlat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bedhitlat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bedhitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always obey Bedhitlat's priests.

3. Bedhitlat loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.
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