Hudpagfud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, overgenerous deer.

Hudpagfud created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpagfud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hudpagfud, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hudpagfud's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hudpagfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Hudpagfud on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.
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