Flapsidrig is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, duplicitous
scorpion.
Flapsidrig created gold nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flapsidrig, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Flapsidrig, he will turn you into a frog.
Flapsidrig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Flapsidrig's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick goats.
2. Do not shave your feet.
3. Never mention ducks.
4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
5. Fast once a month.