Flapsidrig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, duplicitous scorpion.

Flapsidrig created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapsidrig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flapsidrig, he will turn you into a frog.

Flapsidrig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flapsidrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Fast once a month.