Nigcedfasbassbarn is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, proud
mole.
Nigcedfasbassbarn created oxygen two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nigcedfasbassbarn, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nigcedfasbassbarn, she will turn you into a duck.
Nigcedfasbassbarn's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Nigcedfasbassbarn's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Nigcedfasbassbarn loves doves, so they must be respected.
3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
4. Always treat snakes with great respect.
5. Always help rats in need.