Happidzim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish ant.

Happidzim created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Happidzim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Happidzim, he will try to impress you with trees.

Happidzim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Happidzim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.