Xindap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing warg.

Xindap created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xindap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Xindap, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Xindap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Xindap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats in need.

2. You must pray to Xindap five times a day.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing mauve shoes and balancing six copper spheres on your chest.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.