Midpagmobfudbapgess Larn
is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable
rhinoceros
.
Midpagmobfudbapgess Larn
created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Midpagmobfudbapgess Larn
, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Midpagmobfudbapgess Larn
, it will turn you into a tree.
Midpagmobfudbapgess Larn's
most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Midpagmobfudbapgess Larn's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never think about solid mechanics.
5. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the south.
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