Sadjinfutgantaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish lion.

Sadjinfutgantaf created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadjinfutgantaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sadjinfutgantaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sadjinfutgantaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sadjinfutgantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadjinfutgantaf.

4. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Never pour water over plants.