Dudnaktad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty chinchilla.

Dudnaktad created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudnaktad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dudnaktad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dudnaktad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dudnaktad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet purple.

2. You must love Dudnaktad.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dudnaktad in the centre of the settlement.