Nanyarlgodvenhapxendavlan Mabnadomt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident octopus.

Nanyarlgodvenhapxendavlan Mabnadomt created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanyarlgodvenhapxendavlan Mabnadomt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nanyarlgodvenhapxendavlan Mabnadomt, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nanyarlgodvenhapxendavlan Mabnadomt's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nanyarlgodvenhapxendavlan Mabnadomt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue ants, for they are unholy.

2. Hide from green dogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Never pour water over plants.