Farningvad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, able troll.

Farningvad created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Farningvad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farningvad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Farningvad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Farningvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Farningvad loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.