Bigsankom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless donkey.

Bigsankom created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigsankom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bigsankom, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bigsankom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bigsankom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to mites while wearing stockings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bigsankom.

3. Worship no other gods but Bigsankom.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to manatees while wearing violet rings.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bigsankom in the centre of the settlement.