Budbastbassgil is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, effective wren.

Budbastbassgil created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budbastbassgil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budbastbassgil, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Budbastbassgil's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Budbastbassgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near doves while wearing blue shorts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Never wear magenta shoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Do not stand on grass.