Tamyognad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, impressive crab.

Tamyognad created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamyognad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamyognad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tamyognad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tamyognad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tamyognad's name in vain.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to aardvarks while wearing fawn dresses.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Never hurt capybaras.
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