Watditfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind bear.

Watditfub created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Watditfub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Watditfub, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Watditfub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Watditfub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Watditfub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Never chant in holy places.