Pangcubfly is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing giraffe.

Pangcubfly created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangcubfly, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pangcubfly, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pangcubfly's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pangcubfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never feed aubergines to bats while wearing shorts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.