Largnanbot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless jellyfish.

Largnanbot created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largnanbot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Largnanbot, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Largnanbot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Largnanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. You must love Largnanbot.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largnanbot.

5. Never eat bark.