Hathugflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous jellyfish.

Hathugflis created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hathugflis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hathugflis, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hathugflis' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hathugflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near frogs while wearing purple tights.

3. Hathugflis must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.

5. Never think about stars.