Ligbamjad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ligbamjad created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Ligbamjad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ligbamjad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ligbamjad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ligbamjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must pray to Ligbamjad three times a day.

3. Never talk about optics near pigs while wearing green rings.

4. Retreat if four foxes approach from the south.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Ligbamjad in the centre of the settlement.