Dunflagdim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable giraffe.

Dunflagdim created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dunflagdim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dunflagdim, he will turn you into a goat.

Dunflagdim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dunflagdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Retreat if seven dogs approach from the west.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.