Cibmap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciless shrew.

Cibmap created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Cibmap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibmap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cibmap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cibmap's Holy Commandments

1. Cibmap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Cibmap on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Do not stand on grass.