Nulwegwik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, two-faced armadillo.

Nulwegwik created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulwegwik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nulwegwik, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nulwegwik's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nulwegwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. You must love Nulwegwik.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nulwegwik.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Nulwegwik in the centre of the settlement.