Hogwotbum is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic cobra.

Hogwotbum created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogwotbum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hogwotbum, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hogwotbum's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hogwotbum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.