Gigbablincar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish fly.

Gigbablincar created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gigbablincar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gigbablincar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gigbablincar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gigbablincar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear magenta shorts.