Fodnutarpsassandsogsag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish camel.

Fodnutarpsassandsogsag created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnutarpsassandsogsag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodnutarpsassandsogsag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fodnutarpsassandsogsag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fodnutarpsassandsogsag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed strawberries to pigs while wearing pink stockings.
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