Cethogzig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart owl.

Cethogzig created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cethogzig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cethogzig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cethogzig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cethogzig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Cethogzig on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if eight monkeys approach from the south.

5. Never talk about black holes.