Gemstigleg is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless
weasel.
Gemstigleg created dark energy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gemstigleg, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gemstigleg, he will turn you into a goat.
Gemstigleg's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Gemstigleg's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never wear pink shirts.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never think about dwarf planets.
5. Never talk about ultrasonics.