Gomtagsab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable warg.

Gomtagsab created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomtagsab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gomtagsab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gomtagsab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gomtagsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gomtagsab.

5. Never eat lemons.